GREATEST HOAXES OF ALL TIME: NESSIE, THE GEORGIA BIGFOOT, & MAN MADE GLOBAL WARMING

     Ok , everyone remembers the old doctored photos of  Nessie's head taped to a toy submarine. Its also hard to forget all the hub bub  last year over a half frozen monkey suit in sum redneck's beer cooler!! Still  there seems to be a greater hoax that threatens to change our very way of life if not checked !! It is also a hoax that has a long proven and oft ignored history of  lies, graft,  deciet, double dealing , and for all practical purposes is nothing more than a snake oil salesman's dream!!  That's the hoax of MAN MADE Global Warming!!!

So lets kick this off with that " ole stand by" climate change myth : Global temperatures are rising at a rapid, unprecedented rate.

Now there are those in the debate that would have you believe that if we don't act now , this minute, with sweeping changes in the way we live that there won't be an iceberg or frozen tundra left on this planet by 2011!! Well that alarmist theory and the up-teen others
that run along the same lines are just that THEORIES!! Meaning not full proven documented facts. Since the majority of the life altering changes that are supposedly justified by the "facts" of these claims involve some substantial monetary issues they bear closer scrutiny !!

Are the global thermometers really skyrocketing at unprecedented rates? The answer is NO!! See it's real easy to take any scientific data out of context and practically prove any damn thing you want. After looking at the big picture though things appear just a tad bit different!! Accurate satellite, balloon and mountain top observations made over the last three decades have not shown any significant change in the long term rate of increase in global temperatures. Average ground station readings do show a slight warming of 0.6 to 0.8C over the last 100 years, which is well within the natural variations recorded in the last millennium. The ground station network suffers from an uneven distribution across the globe; the stations are preferentially located in growing urban and industrial areas ("heat islands"), which show substantially higher readings than adjacent rural areas ("land use effects"). So you really don't get an accurate reading of the actual Global temperature as a whole ,but a locational biased. Which is real easy to use out of context to prove a certain point of view. In reality, there has been  no catastrophic warming recorded.

Why would anyone spin scientific data to make folks believe the world's on fire and the boiling point is closer than you think? Believe it or not it's the old standards of FAME, FORTUNE, POLITICAL ACHIEVEMENTS, AND POWER OR CONTROL !!! Sounds a little flakey, huh? Let's hype up environmental distress and take over the world MUHAHAHAHAH !! Dr. Evil to the max until you consider that the most powerful ,well funded lobby in Washington D.C. is the ENVIRONMENTAL lobby. Couple that with the fact that standard operating procedure for getting elected today is to dupe the general public in to believing in well spun issues and scaring the hell out of certain demographics!! The politics of fear!! Here comes Armageddon !! Elect us we are the only ones who care enough to stop it !!!

 As for the recognition and riches angle let's take a look at that "climate warrior"  Al "wanna buy a carbon credit " Gore.  So far while riding the climate change wave "Hollywood" Al has won not only a Nobel  prize, but also a Grammy and an Oscar !! Well that's just the tip of the iceberg( is that a funny? I think I made a funny?)  !!!

The hypocrisy of emitting tons of pollutants while jet setting and limousine hopping around the world to promote a " cleaner " environment aside. What else could make "Hollywood Al" suspect in his perpetuation of the global warming crisis?? Two little words that Mr. Gore love to hear: CARBON CREDITS !! What exactly are these revolutionary Earth saving wonders? Carbon credits (also called "Carbon Offsets") are a financial instrument aimed at a reduction in greenhouse gas emissions. Carbon offsets are measured in metric tons of carbon dioxide(CO₂e) and may represent up to six primary categories of greenhouse gases. One carbon offset represents the reduction of one metric ton of carbon dioxide or its equivalent in other greenhouse gases. CCs work in two ways. One, in a large compliance market, companies, governments, or other entities buy carbon offsets in order to comply with set restrictions or caps on the total amount of carbon dioxide they are allowed to emit. In 2006, about $5.5 billion of carbon offsets were purchased in the compliance market, supposedly representing about 1.6 billion metric tons of CO₂e reductions (Wow looks like a successful business to be involved in , huh?). Two, in a much smaller, voluntary market, individuals, companies, or governments purchase carbon offsets to mitigate their own greenhouse gas emissions from transportation, electricity use, and other sources. such as offsetting emissions related to a vacation flight, car rental, hotel stay, consumer good, etc. In 2008, about $705 million of carbon offsets were purchased in the voluntary market, allegedly representing about 123.4 million metric tons of CO₂e reductions. How do the offsets work? You use the offsets to compensated for the greenhouse gases emitted due to some personal activity . Where do they come from ? Companies sell 'em. Those companies then are supposed to work in conjunction with programs that utilize environ-friendly energies such as wind farms or hydro electric dams to create the offset that balances the environment. This an idea that is kinda like the EDSEL. It looks good on paper, but when given some thought the phrase "fraudulently asinine" keeps coming to mind!! The lack of regulation and accountability is appalling. No single standard governs the industry, and some offset providers have been criticized on the grounds that carbon reduction claims are exaggerated or misleading !! Selling worthless credits, companies obtaining additional CCs for environmental gains they have ALREADY received credit for ( kinda like a 2 for 1 sale) , and brokers selling credits that aren't associated with any offset programs are just a few examples of the graft involved with this setup!!

So how does "Hollywood Al" figure into this 21st century Ponzi scheme. Very prominatly it turns out !! In 2007 ,no doubt you remember , it was reported that Mr. Gore's Tennessee home uses more in energy in one month than the average U.S. household does in one year!! It was also widely report that Mr. Gore balanced that massive carbon footprint by purchasing CCs. What you might not remember being reported( because the MSM did what all biased media outlets do : IGNORED the story!!) was the fact that his payment for his CCs was made to Generation Investment Management. A company he OWNS. A Gore quote from a 2004 press release "I'm delighted to join David Blood in founding this firm." The former VP is the chairman of the London based company that specializes in an investment plan that blends traditional equity research with a focus on sustainability factors, including social and environmental responsibility and corporate governance (i.e. Hawking snake oil ,uh I mean carbon offsets)!! That's right "Ponzi Albert" is profiting from the myth he is "crusading" to perpetuate!! So it kinda puts that academy award winning documentary and Nobel prize winning world tour in a different light!! Maybe the movie should have been called "A Really Convenient Scam!!".

Consider this , Gore is chairman of the firm and is set to either draw an income or make money as its investments prosper. He "buys" his "carbon offsets" from himself. Thus a transaction is created to return a profit to himself. In essence Gore doesn't buy "carbon offsets" through Generation Investment Management - he buys stocks. Not only that all these countries, people, etc. are following Al's lead and buying those CCs from HIS company or ones invested in by his company!! So basically all that award winning hoopla for Mr. Gore's great crusade on behalf of Mother Earth was nothing more that a publicity tour and an AD in documentary's clothing to boost his business interest!! When all things are put together it goes something like this: Al starts a company that will invest in other companies that will benefit from all the climate change hype. Then Al gets Hollywood to produce a "documentary" created to scare the carbon footprints off of folks!! Globe trotting Al goes on a world tour to hype the movie. Perpetuating the idea that if we don't act now environmental apocalypse is right around the corner !! The main stream media backs their golden boy 110%. Ignoring the flaws in the science that is the basis of the film. Duping the people into believing that the majority of the world's scientific community agree with Gore's hokum. Government, business, and citizens around the global are horrified and rush to drop mad money on alternative energy boosting the profits and shares of those companies that have been invested in by Albert's humble lil' enterprise. The final result being Fat cat Al and his pals make mad loot while basking in the accolades of a grateful planet. A scammed global population that doesn't know "Hollywood Al" is laughing at them all the way to the bank!!

Now this isn't even going into all the recent events contributing to the implosion of the scientific community that pushes man made global warming such as emails outlining ways to misrepresent results, "accidently" throwing away all the data that proves their theories, and resignations of "prominent " global warming advocates. So within all this B.S. where do we look to find the truth?  We can look to the Earth itself.

Consider these 2 small examples. First, check out this amazing image of lighting engulfing a volcano as it erupts ,spewing ash and debris into the Chilean sky. Another amazing example of the Earth's power. A power that has been emitting more pollutants in to the environment, from oil oozing on the ocean floors to Volcanic eruptions, than the human race could do in a thousand lifetimes. It's been committing these heinous acts against itself for eons !!

See this beautiful oceanic scene below. It's called the Bikini Atoll where many mushroom clouds danced in the opening weeks of the atomic age. The U.S. did a whole lot of early nuclear tests here turning it into an "ocean wasteland"! Well just look at it now. Looks like the Earth does pretty good on it's own huh?

Bottom line is: This is Lord's planet !! He is still in charge, and God doesn't buy carbon credits !!! Man didn't have a hand in creating this planet. Man has never and will never have a hand in the Earth's mysteries that occur on a daily basis. Consequently, man well never be the end of this planet! Unless God chooses for him to be, and if that occurs all the carbon credits, hybrid cars, and global warming summits in the middle of a Copenhagen blizzard won't matter in the slightest.